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Apparently the Hezbollah are sending a special research team to Italy. Their purpose: to learn new battle tactics from its football divisions which they can use against Israel.

Anna Nicole Smith died today at the age of 39. Her son died last year, at the age of 20. Profound numbers, 20 and 39. In all likelihood those were their IQs too. In the US, the Intelligent Design proponents has been using Anna as a case study. What else but intelligent design could have produced her they say. I say, face-la cut panni base-la veccha ellarum super aunty aaga mudiyaadhu.

An enthusiastic Palestinian man tried to celebrate the peace treaty the Indian way. With AK47-wielding former foes warily eyeing each other with nervous trigger fingers, lighting a firecracker wasn't the best idea though.