Monday, April 9, 2007

Top 6 Reasons William Wallace Rocks

6. He is a Scot....
And he has Irish buddies. Ubercool!! I can already see the beer and the linguistic adventures...

5. He wears a kilt with no undies.
Quote: "What would you do without freedom?"
Enough said. The only sore point is horse-riding... no pun intended.
Oww!! And his poor horse! No wonder it whinnied so much.

4. He has a kickass sword!
I mean!!! Just look at that sword!! And this... and this!!!

3. In your face attitude...
You cut my woman's throat... And I'll cut yours....
No shit about "in this life or the next"... He just finds his own noble cause after that (read reason 5)

2. He gets to scr*w a hot French princess...
... and leave her to fend for herself after that... :D
And, how many people can say "Scr*w the Queen of England!!!" and mean it?

And the last and the best reason....

1. He gets away with everything...
... face paint, throwing stones at people, yodeling, corny speeches, one night stands with princesses, slaughtering people he finds pissing off and even baring in public...

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